There was a guy in college that was drunk and puking his guts out. After purging his stomach he still had the dry heaves. He heaved so hard he crapped himself.
I was in a fraternity. We had a sleeping porch just like barracks in the military. There was this guy in my house who would get so drunk he’d wake up in the middle of the night and take a piss on his buddy sleeping in the next bed. Chris, the pisser, and Wolf, the pissee were lifelong friends and Wolf said this happened all the time. Chris used to piss in Wolfs closet, on his bed, in his parents sink, all over the place back home. Some friend huh?
One night Wolf had a girl in his bed. Guess what? Yep. Wolf did punch Chris right in the nuts while he’s relieving himself on them. Never saw the girl again.