Re: What not to do if you\'re ever on TV
One time years ago, when I used to race mountain bikes...
After 25 miles of racing through the woods we came out of the woods into a field towards the finish line with hundreds of spectators on each side.
I was in fourth place and the guy in third was about 50 yards ahead of me and we had about 100yards to the line. So I put my head down and dug deep and kicked with EVERYTHING I had. The crowd went wild as they knew it was almost impossible. The dude in front of me was coasting until the crowd starting chanting, then he turned around and saw me coming. Naturally he starts kicking.
But it was too late and I took him by INCHES at the line. Everyone cheered as I stopped and jumped off the bike....
...and then I STARTED HEAVING HUGE GOBS OF VOMIT ALL OVER THE PLACE!
"Go-go-go...YEAH!!!!......EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Needless to say no one came up to shake my hand.
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