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This is an email thread between me and three coworkers I'm taking to the Christmas party this Saturday. Read from the bottom up. Gotta love my job!



Hey we are West Texas oil field trash! There’s not much more than that to talk about except boot leggin’, what people looked like in their caskets, and what happened in the barn at my second cousin’s bachelor party…

-----Original Message-----
From: Lara Horowitz
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:26 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Casey Switch; Ryan Lindsey
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

It is scary that you know that, freak!

-----Original Message-----
From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:25 PM
To: Casey Switch; Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

My great Uncle Frank had one of those.

-----Original Message-----
From: Casey Switch
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:25 PM
To: Ryan Lindsey; Emily Underwood; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Give me a sec, I am trying to visualize

-----Original Message-----
From: Ryan Lindsey
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:24 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Lara Horowitz; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Hey. You gotta do what you gotta do. Now where is my penis pump?

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From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:22 PM
To: Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Yep, yep, all smoke & mirrors, huh Ryan???

-----Original Message-----
From: Ryan Lindsey
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:20 PM
To: Lara Horowitz; Emily Underwood; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Ladies, ladies. No need to fight. There is more than enough to go around! Now if I can just find my swing and ceiling mirrors…

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From: Lara Horowitz
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:18 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Ryan Lindsey; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Back off bitch, its my turn!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:17 PM
To: Lara Horowitz; Ryan Lindsey; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Uh, oh, don’t tell me that. You know what my weakness is ladies!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Lara Horowitz
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:14 PM
To: Ryan Lindsey; Emily Underwood; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Oh, I would have never guessed he was Hispanic!

-----Original Message-----
From: Ryan Lindsey
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:13 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Casey Switch; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Ok. You guys need to stop speaking about Pedro behind his back.

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From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:11 PM
To: Casey Switch; Lara Horowitz; Ryan Lindsey
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

At least she didn’t call it a tallywhacker.

-----Original Message-----
From: Casey Switch
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:07 PM
To: Lara Horowitz; Emily Underwood; Ryan Lindsey
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

Ewwwww, Lara said weenie!!! Yes, the pasties were a nice touch.

-----Original Message-----
From: Lara Horowitz
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:05 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Ryan Lindsey; Casey Switch
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

I missed the weinie???????????????? Was he wearing pasties too?

-----Original Message-----
From: Ryan Lindsey
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:02 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Casey Switch; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

What about the high heels I was wearing? I thought that was pretty sexy of me.

-----Original Message-----
From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:04 PM
To: Ryan Lindsey; Casey Switch; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

A feather boa still counts as clothing in my book. It has to be the full monty.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ryan Lindsey
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 1:02 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Casey Switch; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

You’ve already seen me naked!

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From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 12:47 PM
To: Casey Switch; Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

God this is already the best date ever. Y’all are ALL so agreeable!!! Now, when you get to my house, just leave your clothes in the corner and don’t mind that old man with the camcorder…



Kidding!

-----Original Message-----
From: Casey Switch
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 12:44 PM
To: Emily Underwood; Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

YEahhhhhh, I love cocktails!!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 12:43 PM
To: Casey Switch; Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

If you guys want we can meet at my house. I can make some pre-party cocktails :wink:.

-----Original Message-----
From: Casey Switch
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 12:37 PM
To: Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz; Emily Underwood
Subject: What up on Sat??

Where are we meeting for the party?
 

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[quote
]From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 12:47 PM
To: Casey Switch; Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

God this is already the best date ever. Y’all are ALL so agreeable!!! Now, when you get to my house, just leave your clothes in the corner and don’t mind that old man with the camcorder…



Kidding!

[/ QUOTE ]

I love Texan and southern speak. You all are all so agreeable!

From the department of redundancy department, this phrase seals the deal, baby! :laugh:
 

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novos said:
[quote
]From: Emily Underwood
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 12:47 PM
To: Casey Switch; Ryan Lindsey; Lara Horowitz
Subject: RE: What up on Sat??

God this is already the best date ever. Y’all are ALL so agreeable!!! Now, when you get to my house, just leave your clothes in the corner and don’t mind that old man with the camcorder…



Kidding!

[/ QUOTE ]

I love Texan and southern speak. You all are all so agreeable!

From the department of redundancy department, this phrase seals the deal, baby! :laugh:

[/ QUOTE ]

But it sure is sexy hearing a hot southern belle say "y'all"
 
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