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Hey folks what do you think of these?
Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers in the near future:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and DakotaMining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUp
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
KnottNOW!
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
:waytogo:
I am buying some stock in company #9........ :grin:
Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers in the near future:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and DakotaMining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUp
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
KnottNOW!
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
:waytogo:
I am buying some stock in company #9........ :grin: