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Hey folks what do you think of these?

Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and DakotaMining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUp

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
KnottNOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

:waytogo:

I am buying some stock in company #9........ :grin:
 

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Funny....

From the smell on you #7 may be more appropriate.

Maybe Grey Poupon, Knotts Berry Farm, and Docker Pants should merge to form

Poup Knotton Pants and rival Depends for your business :waytogo:
:lol: :lol:

Oh, and nice post by the way. :waytogo:
:808922-fiddy:
 
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