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HOW TO TELL YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

1. When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her"...You need to pray at work.

2. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f#&$k do they want now?"........ You need to pray at work.

3. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of bit*&^@ turned off my computer?" You need to pray at work.

4. When you and a coworker are discussing something and a 3rd person comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a stapler at him......You need to pray at work.

5. When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the he** does this b!#@h want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk.........You need to pray at work.

6. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my A**!!".......You need to pray at work.

7. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy a**s b%&t.rd"......You need to pray at work.

8. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry as*s M#$^% F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

9. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someones tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

10. If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone b/c you know it's going to lead to their life story........ You need to pray at work.

11. If you ever sit at your desk all day and play Solitaire, FreeCell, Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game then get pissed when someone walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......You need to pray at work.
 

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Got a good laugh from a few of those. Sounds like I need to pray every day at work! 'corse, I already knew that :wink: :waytogo:

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11. If you ever sit at your desk all day and READ EPSORTBIKES.COM then get pissed when someone walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......You need to pray at work.

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MonsterHooligan said:
Also works if you replace 'pray' with 'drink'. :grin:

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LOL that's exactly what I was thinking!
 

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After reading that, I'm thinking I need to find me some religion :crazy: /wwwthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif :lol2:
 

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MonsterHooligan said:
Also works if you replace 'pray' with 'drink'. :grin:

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My 8th Graders would find me a whole lot more fun if I had a good buzz goin' on!

JM
 

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the_journeyman said:
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MonsterHooligan said:
Also works if you replace 'pray' with 'drink'. :grin:

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My 8th Graders would find me a whole lot more fun if I had a good buzz goin' on!

JM

[/ QUOTE ]Depends on your area they may have a good buzz themselves
 

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Mine situation........ /wwwthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

1. When more than 50% of your Iraqi work force no shows. You need to pray.

I carry a hand gun, for alot of reasons. One being just in case I need to shoot one of them. Believe me I would shoot that is for sure. I know that sounds sad. Bu that is the way it is. I would be on the very next plane out of here also.
 

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Mine situation........ /wwwthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

1. When more than 50% of your Iraqi work force no shows. You need to pray.

I carry a hand gun, for alot of reasons. One being just in case I need to shoot one of them. Believe me I would shoot that is for sure. I know that sounds sad. But that is the way it is. I would be on the very next plane out of here also.
 
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