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Do ya ever like to watch REALLY BAD movies..I got one for ya....
Its called "Robot Monster"
It features a monster that wearing a gorilla suit with a bad immatation of a diving helmey as a space helmet....
Typical dialog...
Further evidence of the movie’s awesome command of science is presented. Hey, somebody get Stephen Hawking to explain what they’re talking about here, will ya?
Ro-man is the moster..
Great One is his boss
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Ro-Man, proclaiming his success at eliminating all human life from the Earth: “All are gone now. The way is clear for our people.”
Great One: “I want facts, not words!”
Ro-Man: “Fact A! My pulse has been reduced to plus zero zero.”
Great One: “Reject! Error!”
Ro-Man: “Error? But Great Guidance, I have proved it! My energizer has scan-checked by square feet! No life above lepidopteron level exists!”
Great One: “My calculator is more accurate! In the twenty-second category there is an error of sixteen-billionths!”
Ro-Man: “The Great One is never wrong. Then there are perhaps eight people left on Earth?”
Great One: “Not perhaps! Precisely! Find and destroy them!”
http://www.jabootu.com/romon.htm
Its called "Robot Monster"
It features a monster that wearing a gorilla suit with a bad immatation of a diving helmey as a space helmet....
Typical dialog...
Further evidence of the movie’s awesome command of science is presented. Hey, somebody get Stephen Hawking to explain what they’re talking about here, will ya?
Ro-man is the moster..
Great One is his boss
Ro-Man, proclaiming his success at eliminating all human life from the Earth: “All are gone now. The way is clear for our people.”
Great One: “I want facts, not words!”
Ro-Man: “Fact A! My pulse has been reduced to plus zero zero.”
Great One: “Reject! Error!”
Ro-Man: “Error? But Great Guidance, I have proved it! My energizer has scan-checked by square feet! No life above lepidopteron level exists!”
Great One: “My calculator is more accurate! In the twenty-second category there is an error of sixteen-billionths!”
Ro-Man: “The Great One is never wrong. Then there are perhaps eight people left on Earth?”
Great One: “Not perhaps! Precisely! Find and destroy them!”
http://www.jabootu.com/romon.htm
