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We have enjoyed the ******* jokes for years. It's time to take a >reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so ******** to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what ******** are made of.

I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your ******* friends. Ya`ll know who ya are...

You might be a ******* if....

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "The Holidays."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me it is because I believe that you, like me have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA.
 

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So, exactly what is a *******? Put aside all the stupid jokes and give a objective definition for the term.
I grew up in the South and it has always bothered me somewhat to be labeled a *******. Is the term based solely on geographical location? Is it based on economical status? What is the criteria to be a *******? And I'm not taking a la Jeff Foxworthy.
Anyone want to take a shot at an intelligent definition?
 

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HoosierDaddy said:

So, exactly what is a *******? Put aside all the stupid jokes and give a objective definition for the term.
I grew up in the South and it has always bothered me somewhat to be labeled a *******. Is the term based solely on geographical location? Is it based on economical status? What is the criteria to be a *******? And I'm not taking a la Jeff Foxworthy.
Anyone want to take a shot at an intelligent definition?

[/ QUOTE ]I think goes along the lines that alot of southern men work outside and get their necks sunburned in the summer. They call us Marines Leather Necks, because we used to wear leather around our necks to protect us from a sword. Which was way before my time there for any of you wise a**'..... :waytogo:
 

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Need to add one to that:

If you pull over and stop when you meet a funeral procession.

We do this around here. Even on busy streets.

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So basically, ******** are:

christian
think that anybody not christian isn't worthy of their superior notice or concern
owned by Big Brother
idealistic
respectful
socialist

Well, I guess there's at least one nice thing about it...

Before flaming, don't forget to applaud me for following #8 :grin:
 

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for everyone else, there is plenty of levels of southern to consider. Above they list what I would consider a Southern person. But for you Kricket, lets keep its simple and in a way that you can relate too.. :bird:

useing term above, a "*******" is someone who has belief in something and is willing to stand for it. :waytogo:

Seems hard for anyone to think this is a bad thing but considering the garbage liberals spew, it is clear that to them, beleiving in ANYTHING and standing up and being outspoken on the subject is bad. :bawling:

In my book, I consider a few levels, going from best to worst on the subject of being from the south. This is how I would list them...

1) Southern Gentlemen - Whats listed above and them some. What momma always wanted me to be.
2) Good ol'boy - Same as above, little rougher around the edges. Has a labor type job or at least looks it. Likes to hunt and raise hell. :smirk:
3) Redenck - Southern, but with little standards for personal up-keep. Holds same values ture as a Southern Gentlemen but has little to no class or tact. Spends most their time drunk starting fights. And the drunk starting fights part of it is what really defines this group. In fact, the Red on their necks is/coud be from drinking so much as it tends to make the skin ruddy and red.
4) Hick - If your not from round here you may forget this one. The real deal. Sees something they think is cool and says odd things like "Good Land!". Can track deer by sent and kill with a whisky bottle. In the monuntains you would call this a Hill-Billy. Hick is more the name we call the ones in the far south.
5) White trash - Scum, lives in a mobil home. Dirty, nasty, very upsetting to other southerners because Yanks tend to label us all this or *******. W.T. has little or no history in the area and could be from anywhere.

:2cents:
Well, theres my stab at discribing "********". Could be wrong but I think I'm close, lol. :lol:
 

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Seems hard for anyone to think this is a bad thing but considering the garbage liberals spew, it is clear that to them, beleiving in ANYTHING and standing up and being outspoken on the subject is bad.

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*******- strong conservative who vehemently rejects anything he is not immediately familiar with. See above :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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Or as defined by urban dictionary:

2. *******

One who arranges to have their daughter baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway(true story).

The ******** went to Daytona just to get their daughter baptized there.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :waytogo: :bow: :bow:
 

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haha, yeah, that would quilifiy as a *******. Another way you can tell is by mentioning Dale, they'll take their John Deer hat off and hold it acrossed their heart and bow their heads. :rolling:
 

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When I was at the Performance Racing show in Indy, Simpson (the seat belt manufacturer) had a booth. Everytime we walked by my friend would bring out his hick voice.
"Damn Simpson! They killed Dale. They killed the best race car driver ever. If it weren't for Simpson, Dale would still be racin'" I almost died laughing. :bow:
 

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Shortly after moving to Indiana I was at a party. After mentioning that I had moved here from Alabama, a young woman said "oh, your a *******". I replied "I'm not just a *******, I'm a registered *******". She said "really, what does that mean"? I told her it meant that I had "*******" indicated on my driver's license. She said "oh wow! Can I see it?"
And they say Southerns are dumb! :rolling:
 

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Shortly after moving to Indiana I was at a party. After mentioning that I had moved here from Alabama, a young woman said "oh, your a *******". I replied "I'm not just a *******, I'm a registered *******". She said "really, what does that mean"? I told her it meant that I had "*******" indicated on my driver's license. She said "oh wow! Can I see it?"
And they say Southerns are dumb! :rolling:

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Need I remind you that she is also a girl.... :rolling:

While watching the Ricky Williams interview yesterday my roomates girlfriend says "Wow, he retired really early. I thought you couldn't retire from football until at least 50."

I almost hit her with the wiffle bat I was holding. I don't car how much you know about sports, that was possibly the DUMBEST thing to ever escape her stupidity spewwing mouth.
Sorry ladies for the bashing. I know shes an isolated case and we are attempting a quarentine. :808876-nono:
 
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