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· eGunny
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said " That dirty bastard had $500 in quarters!"

· Registered
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Not really a joke for christmas, but good... That would make a great sketch for parties :wink:
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