It has 9200 miles?! DAAAAMNIT!!! how could i ride it back, wouldn't i need to register it and insure it first? Or just have a friend follow me real close

I'm serious I am very interested in this bike, but i think i would have to ditch the muzzy exh....is it too loud? my neighbors 9r growls with an akra exhaust, i wouldn't ditch it yet, but the noise of muzzy scares me
believe me, when i go home i'll be holding a vigil around my bike, it wouldn't f'n start when i was home and even had the audacity to backfire...naughty f3.....the bike is prolly angry that i didn't start it for several months though, i'm gonna strip the plastic off when i get home, i have to repaint it to sell it, i had a small getoff- 15 mph lil slide pulling outta my road..... it's not bad at all but there are some scuffs- iw oulda got framesliders but they required me cutting my fairing and the sh!tty paintjob that was on there would not go for any kind of cutting it would have flaked off....i'm not asking you to hold it, but i will do my best to get my bike set and then try to get yours, i was wondering how i could ride it home with no insurance? i'm pretty sure i could get my parents to front me some money, once school ends and i can work from may 16- end of august i'll be able to get a couple of grand together, plus if i sell my f3 i'll be able to cover it....
dear lord, hold this unabused low mileage super fast bike for me...
willie