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I don't normally share these silly things, but this one was pretty funny...
15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart or The Bay -- while his wife is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
rest-room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in
House wares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you'
re sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK
ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart or The Bay -- while his wife is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
rest-room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in
House wares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you'
re sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK
ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
