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I don't normally share these silly things, but this one was pretty funny...

15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart or The Bay -- while his wife is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they

aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in

House wares' . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you'

re sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't

you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your


10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from

Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different

sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK

ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell

loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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They are all funny, but I like the first and the last one the best.


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MrBungle said:
They are all funny, but I like the first and the last one the best.


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The first works exceptionally well if you can find a rather prudish couple to do that to :waytogo:


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The tomato juice one is SOOO wrong!!! :lol:

Scott :808908-wtf:

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when i was in HS my buddy Drew and I used to go and get the huge boxes of condoms and put them in peoples carts when they werent looking then follow them around until they found them. haha people would freak!

its fun to call from the phones on the walls to the registers at the front of the stores. they are usually 201 - 207 and what not depending on the side and just ask them for stuff you know they dont have. lol the seasonal people have no clue what to say

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Condomes are not funny.. you need to get some "toys" somwhere :smile:

But 6 and 11 look like fun :grin:
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