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post #1 of 84 (permalink) Old 03-22-2007, 11:47 AM Thread Starter
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Colorful Euphemisms

I heard a Euphemism the other day that I hadn't heard in a while, so I was wondering what Euphemisms you have heard. I figured some are used in various regions of the country and don't reach others. Here are a few I enjoy.

Oh yeah, for the sake of the forum, please please, nothing related to race or sexual orientation. And don't bother posting anything related to the genetalia. We, for the most part have heard them all, and they are pushing the limits here, I assume.

ass gaskets - those public toilet seat protector things

sh!t tickets - toilet paper (each square equals one ticket)

muffin tops - that back fat that rolls over the top of a girls jeans when they are too tight, like the muffin as it bakes.

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You SUCK! :

All the good ones are sexual in nature...

I'm not playing...

I'm going home and I'm taking all my nasty euphemisms with me!

...except...

Butter Face: Her body is terrific, "but-her-face" is...

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Re: Colorful Euphemisms

I guess we can also use the acronyms too.

for example I've been hearing ABS lately

ABS - Accidental Belly Shirt (you know you've seen it on that drunk fat girl)

Maybe the mods can give us more information on what will be tolerated and what won't, but until then I wanna avoid going too far with this one.

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Butter Face: Her body is terrific, "but-her-face" is...

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My father used to call them 20/20 girls... 20 feet or 20mph and they look good, but if any get closer or drive any slower and :808908-wtf:

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Butter Face: Her body is terrific, "but-her-face" is...

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A.K.A The DDF. The Distance Distortion Factor. :


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A block job : a paint job that looks good from a block away. Also pertains to women that look good from the same distance.

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Summer Teeth : Summer here, Summer there...

giggity ...!.....giggity boo! ...christmas whoop whoop whoop... ! .....! ....

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If you are not wasted, your day is.

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Raimunda: feia de cara e boa de bunda!



[i]Brazilian Portuguese which pretty much translates to butterface . The definition is a rhyme that goes with it and translates, more or less, to hideous face, beautiful arse.[i]
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Summer Teeth : Summer here, Summer there...

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Butterface took me a long time to understand when I first heard it... :

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